animalstalkinginallcaps: I GOT THE JOB. FIVE YEAR CONTRACT PLUS A COMPANY CAR. That’s awesome! I broke up with Andy. WONDERFUL! I HATED ANDY. MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THROUGH A DINNER WITHOUT HIS DELIGHTFUL LITTLE CRITICISMS OF EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY. Right? Ugh. What a fucking toolbelt. YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM. BUT HEY, CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF US, RIGHT? POUND IT OUT. Way to go, us! … YEAH, NOT TO PULL AN ANDY BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A HIGH-FIVE YOU’RE GOING FOR THERE, AND I CAN’T REALLY DO THOSE. BALL IT UP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I GOT THE JOB. FIVE YEAR CONTRACT PLUS A COMPANY CAR.

That’s awesome! I broke up with Andy.

WONDERFUL! I HATED ANDY. MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THROUGH A DINNER WITHOUT HIS DELIGHTFUL LITTLE CRITICISMS OF EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY.

Right? Ugh. What a fucking toolbelt.

YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM. BUT HEY, CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF US, RIGHT? POUND IT OUT.

Way to go, us!

… YEAH, NOT TO PULL AN ANDY BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A HIGH-FIVE YOU’RE GOING FOR THERE, AND I CAN’T REALLY DO THOSE. BALL IT UP.

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